I can’t take the blame. I can’t trust men. I’ve been screwed over too many times. Enough is enough. I thought that I could have changed him, but it only got worse. Everything that came out of his mouth was a lie. I should have seen my father in him sooner, but I didn’t. Arrogant. Selfish. Asshole. Conniving. Manipulative. Twisted. They say girls tend to go after men like their fathers. WELL I HIT THIS ONE ON THE MOTHERFUCKING HEAD. The signs were all there but I was blinded by love and the amazing sex. Distance tore us apart, physically. But I was still hooked. Who knows what he did those weekend nights in Columbia, SC. I STAYED FAITHFUL. I LOVED HIM. What a waste of fucking time. Jesus Christ. THANK GOD I didn’t stick around a minute longer. Even when we were “working things out” he was actually fucking more girls when he thought I wasn’t having sex with anyone else (I actually was - he has just fucked me over, so of course I wanted to sleep with other people after sleeping with only him for over a year). The funny part is that he thinks I wasn’t. Whatever. Between when we broke up and this very minute, I got more dick than I had the whole year before that. Ok ok, so I went a little crazy. But I’m on the pill. And condoms exist. #YOLO, right? Right. But that streak has ended. I have found the polar opposite of that scumbag. Height included. But that’s ok with me… His amazing personality and literally everything about him make up for something as minuet as that. Plus the difference is only an inch. So I won’t wear my (beloved) wedges when I’m with him, no biggie. Even though have only known each other for about a week and a half, we already decided that we are mutually exclusive. That took nearly a month and a half with Scumbag. I don’t think anyone has ever immediately liked me as much as AP does. It seems he is crazy about me. However, I have my guard up. Thanks, Scumbag… I’m having a hard time trusting anyone because of you. I was very skeptical of AP at first but he has been doing everything right. It’s nearly unbelievable. And he’s been through so so so much worse than I have. He and I deserve each other, quite honestly. I’m really excited to see where things go.
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I can’t possibly love Jenna Marbles any more than I already do. I just can’t!
way too true to be funny